dis bad romaaaance
Nutella, I love you, but because of you I’ve gained a fuck load of weight. Prom is coming up and I don’t want to look like a cow, so I’m sorry, but this relationship is over.
willtana: friendly reminder that your favorite celebrity might be taking a shit right now
Ugh, I'm literally dying here
FORTY FIVE MINUTES. I can’t wait to see my dash blow up when he shows up on the tv lololol
My emotions haven’t been making any sense today. I’ve gone from rage to unfunfunf to sad to hungry as a mothafuckaaa to hyper as fuck to wanting to strangle the closest person to me. WUTS GOIN’ AWN?
CALM DOWN SARAH. CALM DOWN. *deletes rage post*
the evolution of Josh Hutcherson’s voice
africans: in my final breath i reached for the keyboard and typed IM DYING in a plea for help but everyone just thought i had just seen something funny
Everyone in my grade is so fucking immature.
husband: why are you crying
husband: why tell me
me: because i HAD A BLOG ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME US BEING TOGETHER AND OMG BRB FANGIRLING HI GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW SO I CAN POST IT ON MY BLOG YEAH I STILL HAVE THE BLOG OMG CAN I POST OUR MARRIAGE PHOTOS ON MY BLOG TOO UGH MY FOLLOWERS WOULD LOVE THAT
My obsession is as crazy as ever
and still NOTHING HURTS.
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
lordoftheinternet: THE MOST ACCURATE THING YOU WILL EVER WATCH